Hard to imagine this is actually the year 2007 when you read those tour listings for the summer. Genesis, Police, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Bryan Ferry, Lionel Richie, Iron Maiden, Meat Loaf, Joe Cocker, Aerosmith... Just name any of those boring old farts and they are more than likely playing a huge venue less than 50 miles away from you in bloody 2007. Do you know how to spell Corporate Schmock Rock now? Ever heard about the yearning desire for fresh cash?