The tallest man of the world saved two dying dolphins, the papers say today. He grabbed pieces of plastic stuck in the dolphins with his long arms, no doctor was able to help before his stunt, since the dolphins were hectic. Wonder if this has something to do with the amount of alcohol consumed by me at the office Christmas party last night. Why was the tall man around anyway? Could the smallest man of the world have done this as well, climbing into the dolphins? Do nervous dolphins bite?