Quo Vadis Pluto?

To our surprise, Pluto is no longer considered a planet! The International Astronomic Union - never trust an organisation called union - has decided there will only be eight planets from now on, not twelve as was expected after the recent discoveries in the outer solar system. So what would Pluto, the trusty old dog, say if someone called him dwarf planet? After all he became famous on what is now called classic planet. Woof!