Found on the web today:
The real reason NASA is covering up life on venus is that it knows that Venus is populated only by beautiful women who, by necessity, would be lesbians capable of repro- duction. Knowledge of this would greatly reduce the po- pularity of the current government in the USA which garners much of its support on its anti gay policies.
The mere thought of all those beautiful women soaping each other in the shower would be enough to turn most males in the USA to support gays and thus the current government would lose some of its support base and stand to lose the next election.
This is the REAL reason NASA was instructed by the white house to keep the existence of Venusian women secret.
However, there are rumours that Victoria's Secrets as well as the california porn industry may join forces to lobby the government to not only admit to the females on venus, but also strike a free trade deal with Venus to allow Victoria's Secret to penetrate a huge female market, and for the porn industry to source great new actresses for its movies.
Just imagine the titles such as "Debbie does Venus". And if NASA gets royalties from those movies, as well as revenues from transporting tons of Victoria's Secret lingerie to Ve- nus, its budgets would be sufficient to fund its other endea- vours.